December 2010
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When the test papers are returned, and..
flairey: you failed and you have the lowest score in class: you failed but not as badly as you’d thought: you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either: you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”: you passed: you get the highest score in class: your friend gets the highest score in class: someone you don’t like gets the...
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That awkward moment when you realize there is no...
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when you're walking down the stairs and you miss...
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orphan asked: Happy Holidays :D
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Christmas
barbiefuckyeah: welcometomymind: wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning  walk down stairs make my way over to my stocking see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot  sit in front of the Christmas tree and stare at all the presents  Run around the house and realize no one else is awake  realize its actually 5 in the morning and I have to wait 2 more hours...
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Responsibilities? Grades? Expectations? Life?
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Dec 24th
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i wanna rip your clothes off like wrapping paper...
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When I wake up on Christmas day
Dec 22nd
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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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Then I realize I have a big dick and I cheer up.
Dec 22nd
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What my existence has become:
andimallyourssomehow: Open up Tumblr for the day: TUMBLR ERROR: First F5: Second F5: A thousand F5’s later: TUMBLR’S BACK!: Refresh to see new posts: TUMBLR ERROR AGAIN: TUMBLR ERROR: TUMBLR ERROR: Open Facebook tab: THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO NOT REBLOG :))
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park too close to a fire hydrant
pay $250. so much for a new tattoo for christmas. sonofabitch.
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That awkward moment when you're amazed by a fork.
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Dec 21st